I couldn’t be bothered waiting for Apple to release their new watch, even if it will run a Strava app. I decided to take them on at their own game.
Whenever Apple release something new, there’s always a predictably high demand. Not always because of the genuinely new features or improvements though. People who buy their products seem to think it reflects positively on them if they’ve got the latest shiny toy.
Oh, you’re expressing your unique individuality?
Pardon me I thought you were just a brainwashed consumerist zombie.
My bad, as they say.
(Irritatingly. Your bad what?)
Strava on my apple watch
Features
- Integrated bio degrade function
- Doesn’t exploit any far Eastern workers, or dumb Western consumers.
- It’s ability to hold your attention is limited. Rediscover the joys of connecting with other people. Remember them? The squishy things that look like the ones on your Facebook list.
- Doubles as an emergency snack
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